Property: bad behaviour

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Dayum...

Khloe is givin' me real 12th grade FYAH! I have been feelin' Khloe a lot recently; she's definitely thinspiration. And good on her for staying "mostly" classy during a tough time for her. But this look is going far...

Thursday, January 23, 2014

The Olympics are Going to be Glorious

As we have already posted the US Olympic outfits are really special. But I prefer the Canadian bobsledders look here. I really hope this is official racing look.

Speaking of bobsledding the Jamacians are BACK. You can help them get to Sochi here.

Germany also had something to say with their official outfits. I think it's a big ole gay fuck you to Putin and the Russian bigots.

Speaking of fuck yous.

And finally the Norwegian curlers. There are no words.

Friday, January 17, 2014

These People are in Charge

Chris Christie - of bridge scandal fame. Also the Governor of NJ.

These delicate flowers are the Mayor and First Lady of Geelong, Victoria in Australia. These two were recently voted Dlisted.com's Hot Slut of the Day - Classy.

And Toronto's very own Mayor Rob Ford. Have a great weekend!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Not My Hero

Unlike The Super Awesome Mom who caught the fly ball with her small baby attached to her chest, this idiot not only drops his kid, he doesn't even catch the ball. Way to go dummy.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Mum and Pop

When I was in elementary school at Commodore Sloat Elementary, my nautical obsession started early, we had a school fundraiser that included a karaoke booth. This was the coolest karaoke booth because it featured, almost exclusively, Motown song options. But that is not even the best part. The best part was that they made you a cassette of your recording after you were finished. My parents choose to sing the above track Earth Angel. And man did they butcher it. My father was flat the entire song, and my mother sang it it three octaves to high. That cassette was possibly the funniest thing I had ever heard. As my brother and I grew up we would occasionally put it on to humiliate our parents. If you timed it right you could interrupt a heated argument or sombre discussion with the ear piercing sound of my mother and father sharing their love for one another in song. It always effectively altered the mood mood and made everyone burst out laughing. I think the tape is long gone now that my parents have moved across the globe but I can still hear it in my mind. You are lucky that you can't.