Sunday, February 27, 2011

Sunday, February 20, 2011

"Dramatization. Filmed with lash inserts."




Wait, what? Beyonce's eyelashes are not naturally bejeweled? Prove it biatches. And who is that other yappie bitch? She needs to go.

Beyonce is bringing it with her unfalsifiable lashes, hawking the Double Extend Eye Illuminator Mascara. For Loreal

Because you're worth it

Friday, February 18, 2011

That's a whole lot of white people

President Obama, Steve Jobs et el, meeting in San Francisco to discuss ways to boost America's technology industry.

Britney, I will hold it against you



Not my favourite Britney video ever. But the Plenty of Fish references are hilarious. How very "Dakota" of her.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Fianlly


Sexy Period Panties. Great another opportunity to sexify a basic bodily function that is NOT sexy.

PS. "chocolate indulgence time," better be about actual chocolate, cause that's questionable as a marketing angle.

Thanks Maureen, you are always looking out.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Happy Birthday Hooker


For my best friend and President of my life - Justy

Wednesday, February 2, 2011