Seriously the best thing on TV

Warhol's Portrait of Gretzky

Andy introduced me to both this song by Hawksley Workman and the original portrait below

Look at this stud

But I found this video of Warhol inspired nails all on my own.  

I love it when Property topics come together! Now excuse me I have to do my nails.

This show better come to Canada

Reality nails yes!

Missed you

Highlights from New York coming this week to the Property spot.

Giants Fierce Nails

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Feeling inspired

The Nail Olympics

The sixth annual Nail Olympics was held in Britain last week. Check out the article from the Daily Mail.

Insane!

Thanks Mahban.

Mahban - Fierce Nails

Watermelon inspiration

dopeness

polish, polish, everywhere

the artist and her palate

Colonial how fierce is that!

paintin'

gettin' did

summer sky

want a bite?

Em and T's fierce nails

I have been meaning to do this post for a while, because my girl Emily has been on a real fierce nails streak since I have been gone. And T is always rockin' 'em...

Winter chic

Weekend warrior

Lady Fierce

All designs are by local Toronto nailist and fierce diva extraordinaire Mahban. Another reason i am excited to go home.

Fierce Nails - RuPaul

Today is RuPaul's 49th birthday, and homegirl looks good. Especially her nails. Killin' it. I wonder how Andre wears those when not dolled up as Ru.

Her Nails KILL Me.

My hatred/undying respect for Lady Gaga on this one. The song bugged the shit out of me when i heard it on the radio, but the video is FIERCE, on point. And the fact that there are so many tight shots, but her face is still a mystery to me, is brilliant. And I know when i hear this at the bar I am gonna be all over it.

New Fierce Nails

I have been wearing my nails natural since the summertime because, as many of you know, I did manual labour all summer. And while it would have been fierce to have had inch long acrylics while landscaping I resisted the urge. But the last few days I have been feeling nostalgic about glamorous nails, so I went on a google search* for fierce nails. And I found Saphira Pink. She is a YouTube diva, with a love for nails. Check out her most recent video and then check her other videos out on YouTube. She's made me think it might be time to go in for a set.

* I was amazed to learn that if you google fierce nails I am the first two hits to come up. Now if only I could figure out a way to become that popular outside the world of diva nails

Michael K knows newsworthy.

There is probably some sort of blogger code of ethics that I am about to break. But hell, it's blogging so rules need not apply.


I am re-posting Michael K of Dlisted's, (if you don't know you betta ax somebody, that somebody being me, most likely,) recent breaking news post regarding the take down of a bank robber by a gentleman resembling many a grandfather. Take a look, and then read MK's brilliance.

Warning To All Criminals: A Pepaw Will Take You Down!

A 23-year-old dude was trying to rob a bank in Wisconsin when a vigilante pepaw came out of nowhere and tackled his thieving ass to the ground! All together now: PEPAWS ARE NOT THE ONE!

You know that robber strolled into the bank, noticed the pepaw and thought to himself, "Pfft. That grandpa ain't going to do shit." Well, guess what, bitch got owned by an oldie! Dude was trying to do hood rat stuff, but that old man wasn't going to allow that to happen. Beware of flying pepaws!

Yes, grandpa probably broke his hip and crushed the caramel squares he had in his pocket, but fighting criminals is in his blood so he couldn't help himself.

The best part is when a memaw opens her own can of whoopass (smells like Ovaltine and Icy Hot) on the robber by kicking him while he's down. Somebody give these old crime-fighting bitches their own show!

Sexy Bitch

This song first caught my attention because the radio edit is "sexy fish." Hahahaha. I was jammin' along and then the sexy fish happened and I did a

"O no he DID NOT!!!!"

So I youtubed the video and was relieved that the song is actually Sexy Bitch. But I notice that the water, mermaid, fish metaphor abounds. Anyway, funny!

Also just a heads up - I know I have been youtube crazed on the property spot of late, which sucks for the office bound, I realize. But I was pretty computer free all summer. So I am making up for lost time.

Padma does good hair flipper porn

At Least Her Fierce Nails Will Protect Her

RiRi landing in Barbados. Nice nails sister

For Cameron - I Want to Break Free

I was wrong it wasn't Killer Queen. Probably why you couldn't find it.



Just so you aren't disappointed.

* Just an update Freddie is sporting some super fierce nails in the above video. I think that deserves additional tags.

Kylie Fragrance

Amazing.

Desiree Rogers is the Fiercest Bitch in the White House

This is not the first I have heard of Ms. Rogers - Barrrack's new Social Secretary, (by the way does anyone know of any of the other Social Secretaries offhand? I didn't think so.) Paul mentioned her to me several weeks back. First of all, look at her nails - impeccable. Also she is a fierce black diva with a Harvard MBA. Yes ma'am. And she is a closet Republican and gave 2,000 to the Bush campaign. And amazingly I think that is fierce. But all of that is nothing compared to the fact that she is sitting next to Anna Wintour at New York Fashion Week. Go 'head girl, I would love for the White House to be glamorous again. I mean I know that Barrrack needs to project a stoic and pragmatic image in the face of certain current challenges. But this woman is the Social Secretary and she is doing her job. So let's not get all uppity. Ms. Rogers is so far the best thing I have seen in the Obama White House. Well and this, but Obama can't take credit for The District. I wish that Desiree could also be the Press Secretary, since Alexyss K. Tylor wasn't available, but sadly we all have to listen to Bobby instead.



Don't worry Gibbs nobody is clapping here.

Lindsey - Fierce Nails

I posted this, because it might have been easy to miss Lohan's fierce nails, what with the desperate cry for help that is so obvious in this particular photo. Anyway the lezzies got in a fight while coke-walking to their hotel in NYC last night, shocking I know.

Dolly Parton - Fierce Nails

She's the ultimate with those talons.