Sunday, October 17, 2010

Big winners in the announcements this week - Via Gawker

Alexandra Danielle Linden and Dr. John Belletti

Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Woman Famous for Dating Black Guys Marries White Guy

"The couple met during orientation at Columbia, from which each received an MBA": +7
The bride graduated from Amherst and received a Master of Public Administration from Harvard: +4
The groom graduated cum laude from Harvard and received a medical degree from Vanderbilt: +5
The groom works for McKinsey: +1
The bride's father is a renewable energy firm partner: +1
The bride's mother is a retired Goldman Sachs partner: +2
She is also a trustee and treasurer of the Collegiate School and "the financial adviser to the Prince of Wales Foundation in Washington": +2
The groom's father is a retired cardiologist: +1
The wedding took place at the Plaza: +1

TOTAL: 24

Katherine Diane Kinzler and Zachary David Clopton

Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Woman Famous for Dating Black Guys Marries White Guy

"The bride and the bridegroom, both 29, met at Yale, from which they both graduated, magna cum laude": +13
The bride received a doctoral degree in psychology from Harvard and the groom received a law degree from Harvard, magna cum laude: +10
In 2006 she was a Fulbright scholar in Paris, "studying the developmental origins of social bias": +2
The groom received a master's in international relations from Cambridge: +1
"Judge Diane P. Wood of the Federal Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit in Chicago, for whom the bridegroom was a law clerk until August, officiated at the Harold Washington Library in Chicago": +1
The picture is angled such that they are literally looking down their noses at you and me: +2

TOTAL: 29

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

While I am mostly in agreement with this grading scheme there are obviously certain "criteria" that they are failing to consider in their appraisal of the couples. This is actually a tough one to call - especially since both were married by judges... I would say that the first couple are the actual winners.

liza101 said...

the second couple is cuter though, that has to be good for a few extra points