Oh were havin another car party, in Blanche, our new ride. (Actually Blanche, the van belongs to Terry but who's keeping track.)
Lauren and I looking lovely in the tent. I am embarrassed to say that this was the only night we spent in the tent, for the rest of the week. Instead we stayed at the Petti Fairmont, otherwise known as Blanche. Yup, we slept in the van.
Lauren and I couldn't resist having our picture taken in the Hope sign. Notice how I am the burly man at the front guiding us downstream and Lauren is my woman doing all the work. By the way, Lauren and I have named the authoritative man inside of me.* His name is Tripp.
We made it to Vancouver, and proceeded to drive through the dodgiest part of town, felt a bit like home.
Lauren has quit smoking, (pause for dramatic effect.) Yes you heard that right she has quit. I am so proud of her, but I also thought her opening the Nicoderm box was classic smoker behaviour. She really needed that patch.
You see this tree I am holding up, yea it's been around since the 17th century. That's what the sign says anyway. The sign also says that the town of Tofino has been fighting to save its oldest resident from becoming a hazard, and that is why they have built this amazing brace system. Pretty cool eh?
It was a short visit, and then back on the road. Boy they really do a lot of road construction in B.C.
We spent the next night in Whistler, where I had nightmares about getting arrested for sleeping in our car and peeing in public. I guess Whistler just brings out the snob in me. From there we took HWY99 home, which was so beautiful.
* The authoritative man inside of me is an inside joke, that you are all going to be in on now. Earlier this summer Lauren, Ash and I had our Tarot cards read and the first card I flipped over was the Prince of Swords, who, I was informed, represented the authoritative man in my life. Well that was baffling since my father is about as mild mannered as they come and there aren't any real authorative men running my shit, so I was about to conclude that Tarot is bullshit, when my reader said perhaps the most powerful thing of life. "The Prince of Swords might also represent the authoritative man inside of you." Just like that so nonchalant. Well I nearly died, how on earth did he know about the authoritative man inside of me. Tarot might possibly be the most accurate personality guage ever. Anyway I've named him Tripp and if you have met me than you have probably met Tripp too.
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