Saturday, September 26, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Michael K knows newsworthy.
I am re-posting Michael K of Dlisted's, (if you don't know you betta ax somebody, that somebody being me, most likely,) recent breaking news post regarding the take down of a bank robber by a gentleman resembling many a grandfather. Take a look, and then read MK's brilliance.
Warning To All Criminals: A Pepaw Will Take You Down!
A 23-year-old dude was trying to rob a bank in Wisconsin when a vigilante pepaw came out of nowhere and tackled his thieving ass to the ground! All together now: PEPAWS ARE NOT THE ONE!
You know that robber strolled into the bank, noticed the pepaw and thought to himself, "Pfft. That grandpa ain't going to do shit." Well, guess what, bitch got owned by an oldie! Dude was trying to do hood rat stuff, but that old man wasn't going to allow that to happen. Beware of flying pepaws!
Yes, grandpa probably broke his hip and crushed the caramel squares he had in his pocket, but fighting criminals is in his blood so he couldn't help himself.
The best part is when a memaw opens her own can of whoopass (smells like Ovaltine and Icy Hot) on the robber by kicking him while he's down. Somebody give these old crime-fighting bitches their own show!
Friday, September 18, 2009
Sexy Bitch
This song first caught my attention because the radio edit is "sexy fish." Hahahaha. I was jammin' along and then the sexy fish happened and I did a
"O no he DID NOT!!!!"
So I youtubed the video and was relieved that the song is actually Sexy Bitch. But I notice that the water, mermaid, fish metaphor abounds. Anyway, funny!
Also just a heads up - I know I have been youtube crazed on the property spot of late, which sucks for the office bound, I realize. But I was pretty computer free all summer. So I am making up for lost time.
