"Check please!"

"'moke breaks... brah"

gotta love Fridays

Mason loves Fridays

Jammin'

"nice tan, brah."

Saturday with the sistas. By Sunday I was completely wiped out. But I did see the 49ers run all over Seattle.

So this is Christmas

I like this hooker - Keshia Tic Tock

This is great corporate hipster. When I think hipster I definitely think American flags. As many as possible. Sort of ironic. But the song is catchy and shes hot and I am sure this is who she really is.

All Hallow's Eve*

Justin helped document my Swine Flu preparations.

I got the nose at Malabar, but I was a little irritated because they told me I needed liquid latex and spirit gum. But they didn't bother to tell me why or how to use either. And I definitely did not need both. What the hell is liquid latex I ask you?

Who was it who said modesty is for ugly people?

I did my best to blend my snout into my face.

All done up in my long underwear piggy outfit, complete with SARS mask hat. How do I look? And look my tail!

After Justin took this photo he casually informed me that my costume was see through. Oops. Good thing I have pink tights. Plus it turned out to be pretty cold.

Oinking on some mac & cheese at Crystal and Cam's while we greeted and trick-o-treated.

O hey look it Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod.

pumpkin seeds

We wanted to go to the Cadbury Factory's haunted house but the line-up was insane. Literally from College to Dundas, no thanks. So skipped it, and went straight to Emily's

Ms.Rose, The Queen of Hearts if you're Nasty

I loved the candles in the window. So pretty

hahaha. Nice hair Max

The Queen with her Mad Hatter

From there Justin and I, who I can't believe I don't have a photo of in his Geisha getup, went to Teranga. Lauren met up with me at the end of the night, and we had the last hoorah together.

Lauren, a very questionable pirate.

*I put All Hallows Eve into google to check the spelling and this is what popped up first. I couldn't resist. I like a little bit of the Lord with my all-night unbridled debauchery.

Hey Coke-head diamonds are stones

http://vids.eonline.com/services/link/bcpid1396519019/bctid13930950001

check out the video of Lindsay Lohan doing her best Joaquin Phoenix on the Red Carpet for some Academy Awards party. I don't know which one there are too many to count

Lindsey - Fierce Nails

I posted this, because it might have been easy to miss Lohan's fierce nails, what with the desperate cry for help that is so obvious in this particular photo. Anyway the lezzies got in a fight while coke-walking to their hotel in NYC last night, shocking I know.

Lady Gaga - Fierce nails

I have been feeling guilty ever since I posted the pics of Lady Gaga's unfortunate face. So yesterday I went searching for pictures of her fierce nails. And let me tell you they are fierce.

Yup those are checkered.

Nice and natural


I couldn't find any of the stills from Poker Face, her nails are givin' it in that video.

Ahh, what a relief I don't feel bad anymore. I have been championing Lady Gaga for a while, and have a soft spot for her and the whole concept. Go Corporation Hipster.

Too hot to handle

Happy Birthday Penn. Love the dirty mattress, so sexy.

Lady Gaga - Just Dance

I just found this video for Lady Gaga's single Just Dance... I thought it was interesting considering Northern and I are planning our video shoot - which will be released later this summer. Northern Yonge's first video is going to be for Lost My Keys and our concept is strikingly similar. I hope our video is realized as well as this one is.